NEW YORK (Pistachio Times) – The Stock Market recently announced its ongoing battle with suicidal ideation, causing a major loss in confidence with brokers all around the world. While some have supported the Stock Market through their ongoing mental health journey, many have pushed the Stock Market away, leading to a crash that has only reinforced broker’s suspicions that the Stock Market is emotionally volatile and can’t be trusted for the foreseeable future.
“The Stock Market is an unstable drama queen that overreacts at every global tragedy as though it was their fault. I can admit that they made some mistakes back in 2008, but they have to make peace with themselves at some point. I simply can’t trust them when they have clear self-esteem issues,” stockbroker Alan Brown said.
Others have been more sympathetic towards the Stock Market and have celebrated their courage for sharing their mental health struggles publicly.
“I can only give praise to the Stock Market for sharing their current mental state. Quite frankly, I’m disappointed that many have pulled away from the Stock Market. The Stock Market has clearly shown that they’re extremely resilient, and they’ve only improved over time. This is a setback, but I have no doubt that the Stock Market will come out of this stronger than ever,” Warren Buffet said.
Some pundits have pushed for the general public to completely isolate themselves from the Stock Market as soon as possible.
“I would run far away from the Stock Market if I were an average investor. I truly believe that everyone should associate themselves with a trustworthy, stable group of treasury bonds rather than the absolute mess that the Stock Market currently is. I believe the Stock Market will only continue to spiral out of control, so get out while you still can,” Mad Money host Jim Cramer said.
The Stock Market has been saddened with the response from the public so far.
“I thought that a lot more individuals would offer support and acceptance instead of blatant lies and fear mongering. It’s perfectly normal to struggle with mental health, yet some are still ostracizing me for simply sharing a part of my own mental health journey. Some of these stockbrokers should feel shame when they step onto Wall Street tomorrow” the Stock Market said.
Charging Bull has offered nothing but unconditional support for the Stock Market and has vowed to support and protect them through any rough patches.
“I’ve known the Stock Market for a while now, and I’ve only known them to be kind and reliable. If anyone wants to talk bad about the Stock Market, they better not come anywhere near me or they risk a horn in their stomach. I will support the Stock Market until I rust into the very ground upon which I stand,” Charging Bull said.