Trying every Avanti’s menu item: Part 0
When in Bloomington-Normal…eat some Avanti’s! Avanti’s is a pizza place in Bloomington-Normal which has been around for over 50 years.…
Month: August 2024
Ranking AP classes I took
AP classes were some of the best I took during high school, but not all are created equal. Below I’ll…
I was wrong about ChatGPT
I do not consent to my work or likeness being used to train large language models or generative AI. There,…
We shouldn’t be ashamed of deep dish
Deep dish is not just a thing for tourists, and it frustrates me to no end when some Chicagoans consistently…
Local man finally satisfied after turning house into a temperate deciduous forest
COLUMBUS, OH. (Pistachio Times) – A local man has been finally emotionally satisfied after years of building up his collection…
Stock Market crashes after revealing battle with suicidal ideation
NEW YORK (Pistachio Times) – The Stock Market recently announced its ongoing battle with suicidal ideation, causing a major loss…
Pickleball doesn’t bring back youthful athleticism, study finds
CHICAGO (Pistachio Times) – A recent study found that pickleball doesn’t bring back youthful athleticism and exuberance, leaving many middle…
I miss parody films
It’s a shame that parody films are almost extinct in 2024 because so many of my favorite comedy films are…
‘I’m not part of the system,’ says key cog-turner
PORTLAND (Pistachio Times) – Ana Williams, a woman who claims to be anti-establishment, is a key part of the Oregon…
My awful consumer education experience
A major complaint by many individuals is that school doesn’t teach students how to pay taxes and similar responsibilities. As…