PORTLAND (Pistachio Times) – Ana Williams, a woman who claims to be anti-establishment, is a key part of the Oregon branch for United Healthcare. Anecdotal accounts of the insurance company are extremely negative, with many alleging that they were denied claims for major operations.
“I got stabbed outside of my apartment and they took literally everything. Riding naked in the ambulance was quite awkward, and once I got to the hospital I received the whole nine yards in terms of treatment. United Healthcare didn’t cover any of it because I didn’t have the assault add-on, and I’m still in mountains of medical debt,” Michael Mann said.
Ana Williams is a manager at the Oregon location for United Healthcare, and has received nothing but praise from her employers.
“Without Ana Williams, the Oregon branch would almost assuredly be less successful. She does a great job of bringing in elderly clients, and those are the real money-makers because we just deny their claims. Since many of them don’t have an advocate, they don’t put up a fight. Some do try to fight our denials, but it’s not very long until they die anyway,” Pacific Northwest Manager of Operations Lucy Ferguson said.
Ana Williams has been living in Portland for 5 years now, and has been employed by United Healthcare for just as long.
“I’m in a neighborhood where pretty much everyone is just like me. I love living here because we’re all very accepting of different ideas and cultures. By day I’m just some boring insurance manager, but by night I’m actively discussing Marxist theory with fellow intellectuals. The abridged Communist Manifesto has been extremely helpful since the actual text is brutally dry,” Williams said.
Ana Williams also explained what she does in her free time.
“When I’m not actively trying to take down our capitalist, imperialist society, I’m fighting bigots on X (Formerly known as Twitter). It’s a tough job, but somebody has to fight injustice in this world,” Williams said.