Trump recently announced the creation of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) headed by Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy. The concept of DOGE is to make the government more efficient by…creating another department. It’s departments all the way down, baby!
How exactly will this make the federal government more efficient? No one’s quite sure, but we can count on the “Great Elon Musk” to figure it out. There is absolutely no way that a billionaire with heavy investment in a variety of industries could have a conflict of interest with this position.
And no, DOGE isn’t funny, Elon. Musk couldn’t make a good joke if it hit him right in the balls. Speaking of balls, Ramaswamy knows everything about them, since he’s gargled Trump’s since last fall.
It seems that sucking on Trump’s wrinkled nut sack is all the qualifications one needs to get their own special department. I have a hard time believing this was the job that Ramaswamy wanted in the new administration, but perhaps Trump wasn’t pleased by the quality of ball-sucking. It could be that Ramaswamy sucked on his manliness a little too much, and now Trump is a little embarrassed to put the nut-sucker-in-chief in any position of visibility.
One does have to question the effectiveness of Ramaswamy, since he will be on his knees in the Oval Office all day. Who knows? Maybe this was the one thing that the United States needed to make the federal government more efficient.
Two centuries of Americans have only contributed to federal bloat, but perhaps Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy, with absolute top-tier nut-sucking qualifications, could provide the silver bullet to government inefficiency.