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USDA mandates every American must eat corn

WASHINGTON (Pistachio Times) – The USDA  announced that every U.S. citizen must eat at least one cob of corn a…

Anthony AddanteJune 22, 2024
The Pistachio Times

Microplastics found in Heaven

VATICAN CITY (Pistachio Times)  – Pope Francis announced shocking news for Christians all over the world early this morning: microplastics…

Anthony AddanteJune 19, 2024July 4, 2024
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Kansas washes away

TOPEKA, Kan. is sliding down the United States. Erosion from unsustainable agriculture practices was exacerbated earlier this week from a…

Anthony AddanteMay 13, 2024June 14, 2024

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