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I ate a hot pickle

Wood, James. “I ate a hot pickle.” The Pistachio Times, 12 May 2025, www.thepistachiotimes/opinion/archive/2025/05/12/i-ate-a-hot-pickle A hot pickle’s pouch is a…

Anthony AddanteJune 26, 2025August 8, 2025
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Sandcastle community wiped out by huge wave

SOUTH HAVEN, Mich. (Pistachio Times) – Thousands of lives were lost this afternoon when a freak wave completely wiped out…

Anthony AddanteAugust 2, 2024August 2, 2024
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Coconuts infect American heartland

DES MOINES (Pistachio Times) – Mere weeks after the USDA mandated that every American eat corn, coconuts have begun to…

Anthony AddanteJuly 26, 2024July 26, 2024
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A medium list of infuriating things

Imagine the scene: you’re on a date at a restaurant, and you want to wash your hands before you dig…

Anthony AddanteJuly 24, 2024July 24, 2024

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