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We shouldn’t be ashamed of deep dish

Deep dish is not just a thing for tourists, and it frustrates me to no end when some Chicagoans consistently…

Anthony AddanteAugust 11, 2024December 8, 2024
The Pistachio Times

Communist convention goes 5 minutes without ideological infighting, sets new record

CHICAGO (Pistachio Times) – The annual communist convention went 5 minutes without ideological infighting, an impressive mark that communists all…

Anthony AddanteAugust 10, 2024October 17, 2024
The Pistachio Times

Pickleball doesn’t bring back youthful athleticism, study finds

CHICAGO (Pistachio Times) – A recent study found that pickleball doesn’t bring back youthful athleticism and exuberance, leaving many middle…

Anthony AddanteAugust 7, 2024

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