DS9 Season 5 Reviews
Season 5 Apocalypse Rising – 1.5 (Starfleet sends Sisko, O’Brien, Bashir, and Odo to infiltrate the Klingon empire and eliminate…
DS9 Season 4 Reviews
DS9 Ranker – Ratings are based on a 5-point scale and include spoilers Season 4 The Way Of The Warrior…
DS9 Season 3 Reviews
DS9 Ranker – Ratings are based on a 5-point scale and include spoilers Season 3 The Search, Part 1 –…
DS9 Season 2 Reviews
DS9 Ranker – Ratings are based on a 5-point scale and include spoilers Season 2 The Homecoming- 4.5 (What an…
DS9 Season 1 Reviews
DS9 Ranker – Ratings are based on a 5-point scale and include spoilers Season 1 Emissary Part 1 and Part…
Local man finally satisfied after turning house into a temperate deciduous forest
COLUMBUS, OH. (Pistachio Times) – A local man has been finally emotionally satisfied after years of building up his collection…
Communist convention goes 5 minutes without ideological infighting, sets new record
CHICAGO (Pistachio Times) – The annual communist convention went 5 minutes without ideological infighting, an impressive mark that communists all…
Stock Market crashes after revealing battle with suicidal ideation
NEW YORK (Pistachio Times) – The Stock Market recently announced its ongoing battle with suicidal ideation, causing a major loss…
Pickleball doesn’t bring back youthful athleticism, study finds
CHICAGO (Pistachio Times) – A recent study found that pickleball doesn’t bring back youthful athleticism and exuberance, leaving many middle…
I miss parody films
It’s a shame that parody films are almost extinct in 2024 because so many of my favorite comedy films are…