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USDA mandates every American must eat corn

WASHINGTON (Pistachio Times) – The USDA  announced that every U.S. citizen must eat at least one cob of corn a…

Anthony AddanteJune 22, 2024
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Microplastics found in Heaven

VATICAN CITY (Pistachio Times)  – Pope Francis announced shocking news for Christians all over the world early this morning: microplastics…

Anthony AddanteJune 19, 2024June 27, 2026

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