Fireworks show disappoints aliens
CHICAGO (Pistachio Times) – A 4th of July fireworks show was interrupted last night by a group of passing aliens.…
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USDA mandates every American must eat corn
WASHINGTON (Pistachio Times) – The USDA announced that every U.S. citizen must eat at least one cob of corn a…
Microplastics found in Heaven
VATICAN CITY (Pistachio Times) – Pope Francis announced shocking news for Christians all over the world early this morning: microplastics…
Kansas washes away
TOPEKA, Kan. is sliding down the United States. Erosion from unsustainable agriculture practices was exacerbated earlier this week from a…