I ate a hot pickle
Wood, James. “I ate a hot pickle.” The Pistachio Times, 12 May 2025, www.thepistachiotimes/opinion/archive/2025/05/12/i-ate-a-hot-pickle A hot pickle’s pouch is a…
Category: Opinionated Cashew
I love and hate the Chicago Bears
This column was written directly after the events of the Bears regular season game with the Commanders. I delayed posting…
DOGE: solving government inefficiency one more department at a time
Trump recently announced the creation of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) headed by Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy. The…
A quick autopsy on the failures of the Democratic party
The 2024 Presidential Election was an absolute disaster for the United States, and the Democrats should not be absolved from…
Ranking AP classes I took
AP classes were some of the best I took during high school, but not all are created equal. Below I’ll…
I was wrong about ChatGPT
I do not consent to my work or likeness being used to train large language models or generative AI. There,…
We shouldn’t be ashamed of deep dish
Deep dish is not just a thing for tourists, and it frustrates me to no end when some Chicagoans consistently…
My awful consumer education experience
A major complaint by many individuals is that school doesn’t teach students how to pay taxes and similar responsibilities. As…
A Zoo
A child looked up at his father, his face etched with curiosity. “Is it hurt?” the young boy asked. “It…
An open letter to Thomas S. Ricketts
Dear Mr. Ricketts, What the hell are you doing? Why am I waking up to the news that the Cubs…