A medium list of infuriating things
Imagine the scene: you’re on a date at a restaurant, and you want to wash your hands before you dig…
Author: Anthony Addante
Town shuts down road for no reason
CHICAGO (Pistacho Times) – A village manager recently announced that they would be shutting down an extremely vital road for…
Congress passes Bechdel test
WASHINGTON (Pistachio Times) – The 118th Congress recently passed the Bechdel test, a popular method to measure female representation in…
Fireworks show disappoints aliens
CHICAGO (Pistachio Times) – A 4th of July fireworks show was interrupted last night by a group of passing aliens.…
Lasagna is overrated
This article may result in getting cursed by my Italian ancestors, but I must speak my truth. Lasagna is overrated.…
Are we seriously talking about golf?
Joe Biden and Donald Trump had another invigorating debate last night. This time around Biden was even more mentally incapable…
USDA mandates every American must eat corn
WASHINGTON (Pistachio Times) – The USDA announced that every U.S. citizen must eat at least one cob of corn a…
Some of the worst foods I’ve ever eaten
I have had the displeasure of eating quite a few awful tasting snacks over the years, but one reigns supreme…
Microplastics found in Heaven
VATICAN CITY (Pistachio Times) – Pope Francis announced shocking news for Christians all over the world early this morning: microplastics…
TV Seasons are too short
The epidemic of short seasons has ravaged TV Shows. 8-10 episode seasons are the new normal for shows and it’s…