‘I’m not part of the system,’ says key cog-turner
PORTLAND (Pistachio Times) – Ana Williams, a woman who claims to be anti-establishment, is a key part of the Oregon…
Author: Anthony Addante
My awful consumer education experience
A major complaint by many individuals is that school doesn’t teach students how to pay taxes and similar responsibilities. As…
A Zoo
A child looked up at his father, his face etched with curiosity. “Is it hurt?” the young boy asked. “It…
Sandcastle community wiped out by huge wave
SOUTH HAVEN, Mich. (Pistachio Times) – Thousands of lives were lost this afternoon when a freak wave completely wiped out…
An open letter to Thomas S. Ricketts
Dear Mr. Ricketts, What the hell are you doing? Why am I waking up to the news that the Cubs…
Coconuts infect American heartland
DES MOINES (Pistachio Times) – Mere weeks after the USDA mandated that every American eat corn, coconuts have begun to…
A medium list of infuriating things
Imagine the scene: you’re on a date at a restaurant, and you want to wash your hands before you dig…
Town shuts down road for no reason
CHICAGO (Pistacho Times) – A village manager recently announced that they would be shutting down an extremely vital road for…
Congress passes Bechdel test
WASHINGTON (Pistachio Times) – The 118th Congress recently passed the Bechdel test, a popular method to measure female representation in…
Fireworks show disappoints aliens
CHICAGO (Pistachio Times) – A 4th of July fireworks show was interrupted last night by a group of passing aliens.…