USDA mandates every American must eat corn
WASHINGTON (Pistachio Times) – The USDA announced that every U.S. citizen must eat at least one cob of corn a…
Year: 2024
Some of the worst foods I’ve ever eaten
I have had the displeasure of eating quite a few awful tasting snacks over the years, but one reigns supreme…
Microplastics found in Heaven
VATICAN CITY (Pistachio Times) – Pope Francis announced shocking news for Christians all over the world early this morning: microplastics…
TV Seasons are too short
The epidemic of short seasons has ravaged TV Shows. 8-10 episode seasons are the new normal for shows and it’s…
Streaming services are awful now
Streaming services have had a tremendous downfall in quality over the last half a decade or so. Netflix, for example,…
Job hunting sucks
I’ve been job hunting for a solid month, and as summer rapidly approaches I’m losing faith that I’ll actually find…
Kansas washes away
TOPEKA, Kan. is sliding down the United States. Erosion from unsustainable agriculture practices was exacerbated earlier this week from a…